
DEATH WISHES GRANTED
Satirical swag for those who flirt with gravity and laugh with the reaper. Not recommended for the faint-hearted or anyone with life insurance.
SHOP SWAGSATIRICAL SWAG
Perfect for those still searching for the fine line between bravery and stupidity. If you find it, please send help. We're still seeking it ourselves.
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Jumper Humper BASE Groupie Tee
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Heidi Hike in Thigh Highs Tee
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Resting Swiss Face Women's Tee
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Cliff Hangover Tee
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What the f*ck is Lauterbangin'?
Lauterbangin' is a lifestyle brand born at the altar of Lauterbrunnen's cliffs—where BASE jumpers find their religion in freefall and tourists stumble into their first "holy shit" moment, gazing up at the grinning fangs of the skyline as a parachute cracks open overhead.
We bottle the raucous, unbridled spirit of this valley: a place where extreme sports culture collides with conservative Swiss order and forgotten alpine lore.
It's not just some souvenir brand—it’s a tribute to the raw, rebellious energy of a place where flight isn’t a metaphor—it’s a ritual, where cliffs baptize the bold, and where the mythical Rollibock still haunts ridge-lines, blessing those brave enough to send it.
The brand speaks to both the hardcore athletes who call the valley their church and the tourists who get caught up in its magnetic pull. It’s for anyone who’s OD’d on adrenaline, found clarity at terminal velocity, or made lifelong friends out of strangers over Appenzeller shots upstairs at the Horner Bar.
We’re a rightful homage to happenstance—a celebration of calculated recklessness, deliberate chaos, and the admirable foolishness of going all in.
REGA has us on speed dial. Your mom still thinks you work in finance.

TIME TO WRITE THE BOOK
The Story of Thunder the Wonder Dog:
What started as a swashbuckling memoir about BASE jumps, back-alley brawls, and backpacking 32 countries with a rescue mutt has become something else entirely:
A guttural love letter.
A reckoning.
A tribute to the best damn creature I’ve ever known.
This isn’t a feel-good dog story. It’s about the edge—literal and otherwise. About how far a man can fall before something (or someone) pulls him back.
Thunder didn’t just love me. He anchored me to the world when I wanted out.
This book is for anyone who’s ever run from themselves, clawed their way back, and found home in the eyes of something sage and loyal.
BASE jumping saved my life. Thunder saved my soul.
This is the story of both.
Valley Dispatches
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Devin KellyThere are 72 waterfalls here. Seventy-two. That's not a valley—that's a baptismal font for the damned. Picture this: God got bored one day and made himself a halfpipe, vertical walls...