This is Heidi after dark: she knows how to rock a Röckli and make a Dirndl look good. She's out there conquering snow-covered peaks in impractical outerwear because she damn well pleases, with a knowing smirk that says "I've seen things on these mountains that would make a BASE jumper blush."
She's not your grandmother's Alpine maiden. Alp-Öhi definitely doesn't approve. But Peter was onto something after all.
For those who appreciate the finer contradictions in life: because nothing says "I respect Swiss cultural heritage" quite like sexualizing a beloved childhood story. Have you no shame, you fucking degenerate?
Wear it to the Horner and watch the locals pretend they're not staring. Wear it to family dinner and explain it's "traditional Swiss art."
The Boring Sh*t:
- Cotton that's softer than your landing
- Classic fit for post-jump beers
- Shoulder tape that lasts longer than most relationships
- Machine wash cold when it finally smells worse than your stash bag
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
