Jumper Humper BASE Groupie Tee

You've done it. I've done it. And now we can wear it proudly. We put the BASE in Basic Bitch.

For those discerning individuals who've humped a jumper and gone back for seconds, as is our wont.

We know where the good stuff is at, and Lauterbrunnen is like an open buffet of the finest unshowered cuisine.

The Boring Sh*t:

• Cotton that's softer than your landing
• Classic fit for post-jump beers
• Shoulder tape that lasts longer than most relationships
• Machine wash cold when it finally smells worse than your stash bag

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean