Ahhh, the often misunderstood Swiss superpower that keeps this country neutral. While other nations master bickering, the Swiss perfected something far more valuable: the art of being completely, utterly, magnificently unimpressed.
This isn't just a shirt—it's a cultural phenomenon printed on premium ringspun cotton. While the rest of the world loses their shit over every minor inconvenience, the Swiss have refined the art of looking perpetually underwhelmed. Neutral since birth? More like LEGENDARY since birth.
Whether watching tourists pile into a train before letting passengers off or enduring another American explain how they're "basically Swiss" because their great-grandmother once ate fondue, this tee captures that quintessential Swiss energy that makes you feel inadequate without knowing exactly why.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
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