The hills are indeed alive with the sound of music, and she's bringing more than just the cows home. That's not an echo you're hearing across the valley—it's the rare and dignified mating call of the elusive Swiss miss, and you're in for a treat.
For those who know that sometimes the most dangerous thing in Lauterbrunnen isn't the cliff exit but what happens after last call.
Perfect for when you need to signal your intentions at 2,000 meters. The Swiss understood the assignment long before the rest of us.
Yodeling: more effective than Tinder since 1291.
The Boring Sh*t:
- Cotton that's softer than your landing
- Classic fit for post-yodel beers
- Shoulder tape that lasts longer than your liver
- Machine wash cold when the cows come home
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
