You've done it. I've done it. And now we can wear it proudly. We put the BASE in Basic Bitch.
For those discerning individuals who've humped a jumper and gone back for seconds, as is our wont.
We know where the good stuff is at, and Lauterbrunnen is like an open buffet of the finest unshowered cuisine.
The Boring Sh*t:
Cotton that's softer than your landing
Classic fit for post-jump beers
Shoulder tape that lasts longer than most relationships
Machine wash cold when it finally smells worse than your stash bag
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
