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Grüezi Cropped Hoodie
Grüezi Cropped Hoodie
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The Swiss greeting that says everything and nothing at once—now in cropped hoodie form for when you want to acknowledge people's existence while showing just a hint of rebellion against conservative Swiss sensibilities.
A single word that can mean "hello," "excuse me," or "please don't make eye contact on the train." Perfect for those chilly Alpine mornings when you need to stay warm but still want to look effortlessly cool while navigating Swiss social protocols.
For the woman who appreciates understated humor and the art of Swiss social navigation. Wear it in Zürich and watch locals nod approvingly. Wear it anywhere else and confuse the hell out of everyone.
The most Swiss thing you can do without actually being Swiss: acknowledge people's existence with maximum efficiency, minimum fuss, and just the right amount of midriff.
The Boring Sh*t:
• Cotton blend that's softer than Swiss diplomacy
• Cropped fit for when you want to look put-together but edgy
• Drawstring hood for those unpredictable Alpine weather changes
• Machine wash cold like Swiss social interactions
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
A single word that can mean "hello," "excuse me," or "please don't make eye contact on the train." Perfect for those chilly Alpine mornings when you need to stay warm but still want to look effortlessly cool while navigating Swiss social protocols.
For the woman who appreciates understated humor and the art of Swiss social navigation. Wear it in Zürich and watch locals nod approvingly. Wear it anywhere else and confuse the hell out of everyone.
The most Swiss thing you can do without actually being Swiss: acknowledge people's existence with maximum efficiency, minimum fuss, and just the right amount of midriff.
The Boring Sh*t:
• Cotton blend that's softer than Swiss diplomacy
• Cropped fit for when you want to look put-together but edgy
• Drawstring hood for those unpredictable Alpine weather changes
• Machine wash cold like Swiss social interactions
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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